What's My Age Again

Growing up is optional right? Because I'm not sure I'm ready for it. I'll be twenty-four this year (let's just let that sink in for a hot second). I'm due for a life crisis soon, the future scares me, and I just  don't think I'm ready or qualified to be an adult. 

Don't believe me? Read on.

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I only eat chicken if it's in the form of dinosaurs. (seriously, lately I hate any chicken that isn't in nugget form--the dinos only make it more fun)


I don't eat vegetables.


I have no earthly idea how to do my taxes + I'm not a very good money manager.


I can't keep my room (much less my apartment) clean for more than a few hours.


I'd rather buy new dishes/clothes than wash them.


I'm a terrible cook (even though I've had some small successes lately).


I still watch Disney movies.


The thought of having to care for another human being terrifies me.


Cake for breakfast sounds a lot better to me than eating healthy + working out.

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So don't mind me, I'll be over here coloring in my coloring book and refusing to grow up.  Have a nice day.